| My wife she met with an early demise but she can still see I kept her eyes |
This space for rent | In perfect health died in a sudden and unexpected manner reading tombstones |
| While living folks my tomb do view remember well there's room for you! |
To follow thee is not my intent Unless I know which way thou went |
I shopped I bought in debt I rot |
| In heavy traffic he'd never postpone A single call on his cellphone So listen closely and I vow He's still asking "Can you hear me now" |
I told you I was sick! | Roses are red Violets are blue The ghost of my body Is watching you |
| Tomb Sweet Tomb | Here I lie No wonder I'm dead for the wheel of a semi went over my head |
My body and bones are buried down here So I'll come haunt you year after year |
| Hey Ya'll Watch this |
Your Name Here | First a cough Carried me off Then in a coffin They carried me off in |
| Here lies my wife In earthy mold Who when she lived Did naught but scold Good friends go softly In your walking Lest she wake And rise up talking |
He got a fishbone in his throat Which made him sing An angel's note |
A tisket A casket His head is in The basket |
| Once I wasn't Then I was Now I ain't again |
When your razor is dull But you need a shave Think of the man Who lies in this grave |
It does my heart A world of good To see you in a box of wood |
| I've done this a million times! | Now I really am Between a rock and a hard place! |
I know it's lightening outside! |
| Beneath this stone is laid A noisy antiquated maid Who from her cradle talk to death And never before was out of breath |
Here lies The father of 29 He would have had more But he didn't have time |
Tears cannot restore her therefore I weep |
| Blown upward out of sight He sought the leak By candle Light |
She was not smart She was not fair But hearts with grief For her are swellin' She died of eatin' Watermelon |
She drank good ale Good punch and wine And lived to the age of 99 |
| While living men my tomb do view Remember well there's room for you |
The wise the sober and the brave Must try the cold and silent grave |
Stop by here my friends as you pass by As you are now so once was I As I am now So you must be Prepare for death And follow me |
| Pennyless I did die But don't you go and cry For if you do some thinking You'll find I had great timing |
Here Lies a miser who lived for himself Who cared for nothing but gathering wealth Now where he is and how he fares Nobody knows and nobody cares |
Here beneath this stone we lie Back to back My wife and I When the angels trumpet shall trill If she gets up then I'll lie still |
| This is a tomb with quite a view Do come in there's room for you But hearken dear mortal And mind me well For I warn you now The view is from HELL |
Time, like an ever rolling stream Bears all it's sons away They fly forgotten as a dream Dies on opening day |
Beauty is born Death waits Beauty grows Death waits Beauty Blooms Death waits Beauty fades Death waits Beauty Dies DEATH AWAITS |
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